No. of e-mails on return from hols: 48
No. of phone messages: 4
No. of new rejections: 3
No. of new commissions: 1
No. of encouraging words from agent: 22
No. of new bills: 2
No. of surprise cheques from long lost cousins: 1
No. of new diet regimes: 1
No. of eviction notices on house: 1
No. of new neighbours: 2 (+ 2 + baby?)
No. of new noises in garden: 4
Back from hols, brown refreshed, the post opened, the e-mails scanned, the washing on the line, am DYING to rabbit on here but must be strict and go and do my 1,000 words and make clay statues first. Back later I hope.
In the meantime, I read this story in the newspaper over the weekend. Every author's worst nightmare, or what?
Bye bye, thanks for calling back, more later.