Tuesday, April 01, 2008

CONF 533: SENTENCE ENVY

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This made me laugh out loud but at the same time annoyed me it was so good:

...my other failure was his smoking. He'd been at it for 15 years and already had circulation problems - a large varicose vein had appeared on his crotch, coiling across his scrotum and up his cock like a power cable.

What Rhymes With Bastard by Linda Robertson

Out next week and can't wait to read it.

Bye bye, thanks for visiting, come again soon.

4 comments:

liz fenwick said...

love it :-) sort of...........

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linda robertson said...

I am thrilled that you like my sentence and I hope you like the rest of them when you get your little green package of pages next week!

Thank you for making my day as I google-stalk myself....

Linda Robertson

Amanda Mann said...

Oh wow, Linda, I can't wait to read your book, the extract was really really funny. I wish you all the best & hope it gets the big success it deserves.